Have you ever survived a mortal wound?

Have you ever survived a mortal wound?
Yes. I am the Highlander. There can be only one.
(for the humor-impaired, it's a JOKE -- do adjectives my answer have to be serious adjectives the time?)
No, I'm not kidding around the Scooter L. stuff... I read it years ago, and it's been swept underneath the rug as easily as an AL GORE son driving 100mph while on drugs (after Paris Hilton make "every-sec of the day" news for serving weeks contained by JAIL after simply driving slowly DUI with probation?).
By definition a mortal wound is with the sole purpose such if it leads to the annihilation of the person reception said wound. Even if you had such a wound and could still type or write it would not be considered a mortal wound until after your demise so unless you can find someone that has come final from the dead you wont find anyone near a mortal wound able to homily about it.
If you count the broken heart from a former girlfriend...yes!